Get ready for a game that will make you question everything you've ever done! "Dumb Ways to Climb" - the incredibly unimpressive creation that appeared in just one week! Our brilliant Bean aimlessly climbs on random stuff, reaching for the stars... well, kind of.
During this mind-boggling adventure, the Bean will drag itself across a jumble of objects mindlessly. Does it look like a ladder? Does it resemble a pogo stick? There's no telling! Suspense is unbearable! Neither challenging challenges nor brain-teasing puzzles are required here. This is just mind-numbing climbing action that will leave you wondering how this game even made it past the brainstorming stage.
You're not done yet! Check out our visually "unique" graphics. You'll be underwhelmed by backgrounds and assets that appeared to be picked at random. This is an artistic masterpiece... if by masterpiece you mean random mishmashes.
Don't forget the unforgettable soundtrack! This song will play over and over in your head long after you've closed the app. Humming it will make you wonder what life is all about. Isn't that deep?
Then look no further if you're tired of fancy-pants games with engaging gameplay and innovative ideas. Dumb Ways to Climb delivers mindless, repetitive fun like no other game. Discover how something so hastily put together can still exist in the modern world when you download it today!
Embark On A Hilarious Ride Of A Lifetime
Get ready, gaming enthusiasts! You're about to embark on a ludicrously entertaining journey with 'Dumb Ways to Climb'. Our Bean sprouted in just seven days, scrambling aimlessly on the most random objects. Our Bean is reaching for the stars... or at least trying!
Challenges With A Dash Of Humor
We've layered our hilariously 'unimpressive' creation with meticulously crafted stages filled with obstacles just as eccentric as the Bean itself. These roadblocks are not just roadblocks, but cleverly deceptive lures and penalties as well. It will tickle your brain cells and make you question your perceptions. Guess what? Weirdness is the key to fun!
Embrace The 'Dumbness' Of Gaming
Watching 'Dumb Ways to Die' made you laugh until your stomach hurt. ‘Dumb Ways to Climb’ follows the same legacy of delightful absurdity in its gameplay. With the unpredictable paths and oddball obstacles that await Bean as he scrambles to the top, you are sure to have a riot of laughter.
A Hilarious Mixture of Unpredictability and Absurdity
The Bean will have you scratching your head, wondering if he is hanging on to a ladder or bouncing on a pogo stick. It's a bewitching mix of the bizarre and the outrageous! Adding to its charm are our visually 'distinctive' graphics, casually chosen from a whimsical palette. The piece is a true work of modern art if what masterpiece means is a mess of joy and confusion.
Soundtrack Earworm
You'll find this track playing on repeat in your head, echoing through your thoughts, making you question the grandness of life. Profound, isn't it?
